Guide to being a TG* *We are way too trendy to actually say trendy girl.
We, TG's, have created this easy, but strict set of rules for to be followed by you, as a person of the trendy world.
Do not publicate this. Only trendy people can send it via trendy way. And NEVER share it with someone wearing crocs; they will never be trendy.
1. Always have a fabulous well chosen scarf, but
wear it as if you had no idea it was even on.
2. Get a fun bright nail polish. You have to have a killer manicure to look badass while flipping people off; otherwise that's just trashy.
3. Are those your real eyelashes? Yes! (Actually No, you always wear fake.)
4. TG's must always have a Starbucks coffee cup in their hand. Even if it's empty. Seriously.
5. Have an almost excessive tan.
6. Go Green! Duh. Everyone's doing it.
7. Have a trendy picture of your trendy friends doing trendy things.
8. Own a cat. Little dogs are so passé.
By now, if you have followed all 8 steps, you are a bona fide TG.
One last thing, now you can chant our mantra:
We are better than you.
(Not you of course, but “them”)
XOXO
TGWorld
